squaids

the AIDS from a squirrel

1: "Dude, I totally did a squirrel and my balls itch now!"
2: "You have squaids!"

by exspensive habits April 3, 2010

squid's eye

used to describe something black or very dark.

"That man's soul is darker than a squid's eye."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Squid's Beak

The squid's Beak is simply a euthemism for the clitoris.

Kylie was watching Lapping Lezzers Vol 76 and particularly enjoyed watching one licking the other's squid's beak.

by Captn Hood-Butter March 18, 2009

SQUID LIPS

"When you woman's lips suction to your cock during the process that men like to call head"

Lissa's lips just suctioned to my fucking cock like squid lips, it was a historical moment

by GIGANTOR👻👻 August 5, 2016

squidgy bits

the term used by gay men in referernce of females gentalia

eeeww i dont wont to know bout your squidgy bits emma!!

by blake the man August 5, 2006

The Squid

It is an erotic sex position commonly used by necrophiliac marine biologists where the man and woman lie on a bed (with a headboard with bars) with the woman positioned on top of the man with both parties facing the ceiling. The woman tightly grasps her legs around the man's buttocks and the couple then grasps the bars of the headboard. From the top view, it should appear as the body of a squid with the arms of the man will correspond to the arms of a squid.
NOTE: Vaginal use recommended to produce a fish-like smell like that of a squid.

Man, Heather and I tried the squid, and wow, it was so erotic I had a craving for seafood as if her love cup wasn't enough.

by Mike Carini January 12, 2009

squidge

when a person inconceivably laughs, giggles, squeals and grins all at the same time because of something incredibly funny or cute.

alksjdf;oaej;kalmfa;lekj;alsi

what was that laughing noise?

i just squidged.

by Sebastien Tremblay Johnston January 1, 2008