A group of men that all talk about Fortnite and getting girlfriends, even though most of them haven't hit puberty yet.
Person 1: Wow, all those guys are single!
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.
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sifter n.
Middle English siften, from Old English siftan
Through a uniquely New Zealand south island experience, sifter has come to mean much more. A somewhat sarcastic twist on the first NZ usage (being to search for meaning); it is 'doing stuff' so long as that stuff has no bearing on a career, paid work, community work,
Wanaka is now home to many fine exponents of the sifting way.
Middle English siften, from Old English siftan
Through a uniquely New Zealand south island experience, sifter has come to mean much more. A somewhat sarcastic twist on the first NZ usage (being to search for meaning); it is 'doing stuff' so long as that stuff has no bearing on a career, paid work, community work,
Wanaka is now home to many fine exponents of the sifting way.
by Willi_B July 4, 2005
Get the sifter mug.When a girl is giving a guy a nice hand job and then at a random moment, she takes his dick and turns it to the left or right pulling on it.
by Rory Taylor May 20, 2008
Get the Stick Shift mug.Jay - "I love shifts."
Torin - "Yea, you shift all the time, don't you?"
Jay - "Yea, I shifted three times yesterday."
Torin - "You're just the ultimate shifter, aren't you."
Torin - "Yea, you shift all the time, don't you?"
Jay - "Yea, I shifted three times yesterday."
Torin - "You're just the ultimate shifter, aren't you."
by MP Shifter December 23, 2008
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Get the sift mug.When you have a fear of chalk or cannot touch anything with a "chalky" feel like teachers chalk, sidewalk chalk, blackboards, chalkboard erasers or even books that seem to have a "chalky" residue on them. Also, when you cut your finger nails and you cannot touch anything for a certain period of time because your fingers are too sensitive so to say. You may feel "sifty" or have "siftiness" if:
1. you cringe when you touch chalk or chalkboards
2. you cannot touch anything for a certyain period of time after cutting your nails
3. have a larger reaction than most other people when the chalk or chalkboard squeaks
4. if while you were reading this you cringed at anytime
Disclaimer: If you have "siftiness" or ever feel "sifty" please join our cause and ask for a small dry eraseboard from your teacher when you are asked to write on the board so that you do not cause a "sifty" reaction to chalk.
1. you cringe when you touch chalk or chalkboards
2. you cannot touch anything for a certyain period of time after cutting your nails
3. have a larger reaction than most other people when the chalk or chalkboard squeaks
4. if while you were reading this you cringed at anytime
Disclaimer: If you have "siftiness" or ever feel "sifty" please join our cause and ask for a small dry eraseboard from your teacher when you are asked to write on the board so that you do not cause a "sifty" reaction to chalk.
by JAN JAN THE DANCING MAN January 11, 2009
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