Spear some Ham

Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.

They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB

by KristinaKrnkDat July 25, 2018

speared the fish

the act of having sex, or any example of penetrating the vagina

Dude, Bill Clinton totaly speared the fish with Monica Lewinsky.

by greekbestforugg May 30, 2012

tip of the spear

pretty sick and dope theme and mission from halo reach

it is nice theme try it tip of the spear

by sussylolxdfunnyhaha January 9, 2023

Having a Britney Spears

Making drastic esthetical changes to your appearance after a traumatic and/or painful event

"what did Fabio do?"

"His girlfriend left him so he got a giant tattoo of a dragon on his back"

"He sure is having a Britney Spears"
"Yeah"

by Petomarzo November 6, 2020

virtue speared

The action of humiliating, embarrassing, and otherwise making an individual feel small, with the use of facts, science, logic, and all other undeniable laws, anyone who virtue signals.

the woke fucktard was virtue speared in front of is own people after spouting ignorant nonesense.

by Monkey spear! April 9, 2021

pacific spear chucker

A derogatory term for a indo/asian person. It derives from the term "spear chucker" for black people.

That phillipino guy is such a pacific spear chucker!

by 🖕🖕🖕🖕 May 22, 2016

spear catching

The act of being the bottom in a homosexual relationship; usually secretive.

Nobody knows but that guy be spear catching in his spare time.

by Jack1ntheBox September 29, 2022