Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
Get the Mustard Sock mug.A crude flail like weapon crafted within seconds, usually used by someone in a very desperate and dire situation.
Often used when you have no other weapon. Usually people take a sock off, drop a rock in it and then they have a weapon.
Often used when you have no other weapon. Usually people take a sock off, drop a rock in it and then they have a weapon.
Ay bruh, we was bout to jump that dude but he ripped off his sock and tied off a rock in the end of it. Rock in a sock be a crazy mad weapon bruh.
If you ain't got a weapon you gonna pick up a rock in a sock.
Rock in a sock is a prison style weapon like the slock.
If you ain't got a weapon you gonna pick up a rock in a sock.
Rock in a sock is a prison style weapon like the slock.
by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019
Get the Rock in a Sock mug.The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.
by SlothSamus December 2, 2019
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Get the shatter sock mug.Little bits of sock that end up between your toes, in your bed, on your bedroom carpet and sometimes even extend onto the landing
by Greekbabe1973 October 29, 2017
Get the sock shit mug.fuzzy socks- When you don't feel like caring about what the heck goes on your feet and your number one priority in to live in comfy. Even if it means ditching you reputation
person one: what are you wearing on you feet?
person two: I'm wearing special Netflix socks and black and white yeezys. They were like, 350$ so.. what about you?
person one: Oh! ummm........ Fuzzy Socks??!!??
person two: I'm wearing special Netflix socks and black and white yeezys. They were like, 350$ so.. what about you?
person one: Oh! ummm........ Fuzzy Socks??!!??
by VERAALOE November 14, 2017
Get the fuzzy socks mug.A diseased vagina that is so raw and inflamed, it looks like as though the woman fucked a Christmas tree.
Omg I was gonna go down on Ashely but she had a pine sock. I swear a baby Jesus was hanging out of it.
by Flexo Rodriguez December 6, 2017
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