Sled Read

/sledrēd/
Past tense of Slide Reading

When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.

Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.

by @slvy394 May 21, 2018

Sled

An alternative term to led.

Tom Owens: Bill it’s a SLED, LED

by Sleeeeeed June 1, 2018

Slendercam

Slender Man's sex tape of blood and gore, where he fucks his prey.

Person 1: One time, I snuck onto The Dark Web and I saw a video called Slendercam. I saw a tall, pale man, dressed entirely in black, with a red tie, "get down to business", so to speak, with some slaughtered teenage girls.

Person 2: Holy fucking shit dude!

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

slender stem

Lily.

Look at that slender stem

by Penis is the ass June 4, 2019

Sleds

Two people getting head on the p00per.

We were both getting sleds

by 360 botty eater April 16, 2019

Slendering

Screaming into your microphone when you can't win an argument.

"I heard Sean got banned from discord last night what happened?"
"Kid was slendering"
"Oh fair."

by Pierium April 27, 2019

sledgepenis

A two handed penis capable of maximum sexy time

Jessica did you see the sledgepenis of chad i had to use both hands it was crazy

by SHPONKMASTER64 July 29, 2019