Born Again Single

When one dumps or gets dumped and is "reborn" into the single life and meeting new people. almost like a reincarnation when part of your soul dies and your confused as fuck in your new life.

guy #1: "why is Zac goin so hard in the pain over there with that chick?"

guy #2: "hey man give him a break hes a born again single"

by cfrochristaylor September 19, 2011

Sad and Single

When you are depressed because you are single and you know that no boys/girls like you more than a friends.

Kate: I’m sad and single

Beth: I’m not, I’m so happy and dating the love of my life!

by Hiiiiiiiiiibyeeeee November 13, 2018

single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

single look

A man,s or woman,s state of that it has become first of all, with a single look of the visitor spouse of, now it is wearing, already now described, mainly for the good behavior mixed with its beauty, and so a described person, is going to be loved for that good manner, by .

It is I and it was, now you have seen, Ton, my single look, husband!

by man!? August 22, 2017

Roulette as a single

It’s what katycats deserve from the witness era

X: Omg no one notice ya!
Me: I’m like roulette as a single

by Katy Perry stan October 22, 2018

Positive singles

Someone who is tested positive for an STD and is single

Positive singles and dates by going to meetpositives.com

by Meet positives February 20, 2019

ugly single friends

To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night

Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends

by Bowling123456789 February 26, 2019