Simon

A freaking smarttt dudee. Even though his name means "the flap of skin in a females vagina that tears during the first time they have intercourse" (btw thanks for the person who wrote that) Okay well hes a perfectionistt. and even though he might be really smart and ahead of everyone in math class hes still dumber than the 2 most dumbest asian girls in the world .. lets say their names are Sandra and Emily? He studies all freaking day, mornings and nights, yet he will still never be accepted in the world for his point of view of gay polotics. Loves long walks down the beach and korean bbq from korea town with his main man. Short, chubby, dumbish, and has the most interesting shaped chode in man kind! And he never bitches back at you because he always gets OWNED! but hes still a very good buddy :)

This Korean kid named umm.. lets say Simon P, loves writing autobiographys on his life as a gay doctor

by emilyownzzz October 15, 2008

Simon

It's Mexican slang for "Yes"

B-Real: "Whats up homie, Don't you know me?"

Sen Dog: "Simon!"

B-Real: "Ain't you the brother of the mas chingon?"

Sen Dog: "Straight Up!"

-Cypress Hill, from one of their best songs off the first album "Latin Lingo"

by Bonquiqui572 May 27, 2014

Simon

A fat turd who sits all day doing nothing but playing games on his computer while eating junk food. He often has man-tits bigger than most teenage girls in his grade. He likes to pet his friendly micro penis that you need a microscope to see. He has the ability to back out of any conversation by covering up his face with a giant double chin.

Look at that fat guy his name is probably Simon

Dude did you hear about the new she male with big tits, its name is Simon

by Imgayyyyy0929 March 4, 2019

Richard Simmons Poop

A pooping endeavor in which the pooper poops and loses 20 lbs in the process of pooping.

Dude, I just Richard Simmons Pooped into a new wardrobe!

by nutzostevo July 9, 2011

Simon

typically Irish and short. blue eyes. hot tempered and can't take what he dishes out. dresses terribly. long hair. practically drowned in cologne. small dick.no balls. awful taste in music. assumes. you know what they say about assumers. it makes an ass out of you and me. bad friend. can't keep a secret. thinks hes the shit and hes not but he talks it. mad creepy.

simon

by BananaNutCandle January 23, 2010

Simon

A closed off guy that is super sensitive and sweet but doesn't want a single soul to know. Ever.

I totally thought he was such a rude kid, but he ended up just being a simon and had me totally swooning over him!

by Newbyknows October 13, 2015

Simmo

A Jamaican slang word for the social policy of right wing conservative political parties. Often is used in a derogatory sense, especially after a couple of rumbo's.

n
The republican party has no simmo at all.

v
You have as much substance as a simmo.

by Ho Chi Minh August 3, 2004