The Silencer

First apply a small amount of hot sauce on your penis, then let the girl give you a blow job, this will cause her nose to run, wipe the snot off her nose and use it for lubrication to have anal sex, after having anal sex get on top of her and titty fuck her while she licks your butthole, while this is goin on you fart in her mouth, she will a puzzeled look on her face but waste no time and turn around and cum in here mouth, don't let her swallow it immediately, then take your penis and shove the cum down her thoart, while you are doing this you piss down her thoart forcing piss/cum down her thoart, while she's forcing this down you shit in your hand and throw it in her face, you then pull a Tony Danza and ask her whos the boss she will probably say "you are" you then punch in the nose and say "No Tony Danza is the boss bitch" you then throw shit in her face again and ask her once again who the boss is she will then reply "Tony Danza" you punch her in the nose again and say "why are you thinking about Tony Danza while we are having kinky sex."

Requirements for The Silencer: You must have at least a 10 inch penis, no sexual activity for at least a week before preforming this and only anal sex with no store bought lubricants and you have to be pretty messed up in the head or just really kinky....Warning make sure women is willing participant and beware of her trying to bite your penis!!!!

by The ones and only January 16, 2009

silent rage

when something happens or someone says something to you that makes you angry and hurt and you want to scream out loud but you don't because you are afraid that people won't understand and you are extremly irratable for a long period of time afterwards

crying or tearing up is common

Taylor: OMG MARCIE! You are so ugly and fat! LOL!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Marcie: >:'o *runs to hide*

Beth: Wow, did you see Marcie after Taylor said that?

Emma: She looked like she was going to explode!

Beth: She must have had a silent rage....

Emma: Poor girl.

Taylor: Well she is! ;D

by exampleistruestory August 22, 2011

radio silence

the necessary, but unfortunate silence that must be called when two people who have an awesome first date, but have to part ways to different cities and become progressively less productive as they text like crazy.

I met the coolest girl, Sam, but I kept her up all night and distracted her all day with texts so she called for Radio Silence.

by luckyguympls August 25, 2011

Awkward Silence

An awsome metalcore/Post-Hardcore band from Pennsylvania. Their music is so awsome it's creates and Awkward Silence.

Last night i saw, Awkward Silence play.
No way were they good?
Hell yeah, they were soooo good, that the entire room was filled with an awkward silence because they were so good.
Damn, i'm going to the next show, and i'm buying a shirt tooo.

by awkwardsilence October 21, 2010

suicide silence

An overrated and inadequate wanna-be death metal band from riverside, california. riding high on the whole "hot topic" idea of embracing heavy bands. the sad thing is, there are insanely talanted and worthy metal bands out there, but suicide silence got signed because scene kids buy their shirts for their logo and the word 'suicide'. Weak vocals, sluggish guitar word, and FAKE blastbeats.

punk kid: dude, i fucking hate death metal.
metal head: its because you heard suicide silence.

by notdeathcore November 30, 2009

Silent Envy

Probably one of the best, nicest, and talented bands that has emerged from the San Jose music scene.

"Track Listings
1. - Oh Drama, You Are So Admirable
2. - White
3. - On Your Way Now
4. - As Long As
5. - Dance Dance Murder
6. - These Are My Bullets For You
7. - Take Your Blame For This
8. - California2615
9. - Should Have Known
10. - I Can Still Taste Regret On Your Lips
11. - It's Like Rain
12. - Last You'll Hear From Me
13. - The Ghosts Will Never Leave You

Silent Envy, hailing from California, is blending genres by taking energetic rock and fusing electronic rhythms and drums to forge the "Dancecore" revolution. Drawing comparisons to such bands as The Killers, Panic At The Disco and Kill Hannah, Silent Envy's sound is still undeniably unique. Mixing sampled drums, punk guitars, pulsing electronic rhythms, rich dueling vocals and raw unfiltered songwriting, Silent Envy is carving a new wave of rock and dance. The band's debut CD, "From The Vanity Of Ashes", is produced by the legendary Ryan Greene at his brand new Crush Recording facility in Arizona. This Bay Area quartet belies its young age with deep, sexy vocals and meaningful lyrics that take influence from real life and the everlasting wounds of heartbreak. " (SilentEnvy.com)

With a fan base of 5900+ friends on myspace spanning over the entire country.Releasing their debut album, From The Vanity Of Ashes on 02-20-07, Silent Envy has become an over-night sensation. This year playing the 2007 vans warped tour, after only one year of being a band. The band really cares and connects with their fans, which is one reason why we love them. With Dusty ray on Vocals, Dean on Bass, Chris on Guitar, and Evan on Drums, what more could you ask for? There is not a doubt in anyones mind that they will one day be huge. Silent Envy, all you're fans love you!

iitz liiKe rAiiN: dude, you HAVE to check out this new band i just heard!

theseRmyBULLETS4u: really? what's their name?

iitz liiKe rAiiN: Their called Silent Envy, and their from san jose! Their even playing Warped Tour this year!

theseRmyBULLETS4u: Thats so sick! i'll totally check them out!

by silent envys #1 December 9, 2008

Screwing on the silencer

During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!

Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'

Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'

Bill' 'Nice!'

by NODNYL January 15, 2011