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shake the lettuce

a female urinating,

imagine water being shaked off a wet lettuce now substitute the water for urine and lettuce leaves for...
drunken girl at pub says to friend 'I've got to go and shake the lettuce before I explode' and proceeds to go to the toilet.
by lantern January 25, 2007
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Strawberry Milk Shake

When a man cums in a persons mouth and then punches them in the mouth and the blood and cum mix together.
That strawberry milk shake would be better if you shook your head a little and mixed it together!
by Deep_Throat March 19, 2005
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brotein shake

A brotastic beverage typically consisting of vanilla protein powder, orange juice, and Smirnoff Ice that is often consumed by a bro after a workout or when chilling at a brodeo.
Bro: Hey brosef, you tryin' to 'cube later?

Chad: Yeah brohan, let's chill right after I lax and have my brotein shake.
by n8pants September 23, 2010
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shaketabled

When someone convinces you that there is something that you really like, but when you get there you find out that it was actually a trick to pull a prank on you.
SBT: "Hey Jeff how was the centrifuge that you went to?"
Jeff: "There was no centrifuge I was tricked and thrown into a fountain!"
SBT: "Man you got shaketabled"
by UCDSBT2010 June 23, 2010
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shake on it

a phrase that requires an agreement between two or more people that either must be fulfilled or that must be true and if it is not they get rushed(gettin your ass beat by everyone present at the time of the shake)
CJ: SHAKE ON IT YOU LASTED MORE THAN TWO MINUTES WITH HER(puts hand out)
JESSE: ILL SHAKE ON IT I LASTED THREE WHOLE MINUTES:)...(shakes cj's hand)
by beastJ October 1, 2010
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black shakes

a state of being often following cyberphycosis

to be burned out and unpluged from the internet

see cyberphycosis
he has the black shakes, hes completeley unpluged
by frozenwalkway September 11, 2005
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