slapping bitches

If you would like to know more about slapping bitches please contact Kev 'The Bitch Slapper' @ the Blackmiths Arms, he is well experianced bitch slapper. He has no prejudice for the bitches he slaps, he slaps them all equally hard.

Kev never gets tired of slapping bitches

by BigGingerKev May 17, 2006

GERMAN WINDOW SHOPPING

German window shopping is just like regular window shopping except instead of a glass window there is a glass table. while person "A" is laying under the table viewing up, Person "b" deficates on the table top.

lets go do some german window shopping

by unforgivenGDF September 26, 2010

Shopping

Covertly: to meet with a lover for a sexual rendezvous. Usually spoken by the wife to the husband.

Honey, I'm going shopping this afternoon...I'll be back by six.

by Mr Big December 9, 2004

Snapping turtle style

It’s like doggy style, except you place your partners head close to the wall or headboard and push them gently against it until their head pushes into their shoulders. Then pull them towards you and thrust into them fiercely so their heads pop out like a snapping turtle then repeat the process as necessary.

I came home last night and kept hearing thumps on the walls every few seconds. My roommate must be trying out the snapping turtle style.

by Juicemn99 November 25, 2020

Sleep Snapping Syndrome

Someone who unconsciously uses snapchat in their sleep and has not got any control over what it said or being done. Very rare and happens only to people who are experiencing major backstabbing.

" This girl is opening my messages and ignoring them so I asked what's up? She replied that she had for a sleep snapping syndrome"

by Dr. Matilda May 27, 2015

Ginger-Snapping Complex

The egotistical existence of red-headed gear-heads that think Geo Metros are cool and a way of life.

He suffered from Ginger-Snapping Complex on a daily basis and could not do without the possession of anything Metro.

by realist10 September 1, 2018

Shopping Trolleys

The popular multi-purpose vehicle which you can find for free at any supermarket.

Popular uses for trolleys: joy rides, transporting stolen goods, sledging, boating attempts, races, quick escapes, a place to sleep, a building material, a garden decoration

my trolley went faster down the hill than yours!

(yay for free shopping trolleys!)

by ItWasMe February 20, 2010