Sergio

Sergio has the name of a male bimbo but is actually NOT a complete male bimbo. Is surprisingly smarter than his name implies

#himbo #sergio #maleslut

Jamie: “Love does not begin and end the way Sergio thinks it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.”

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

Sergio

Wets the bed, gets ass beat constantly.

He’s such a sergio

by Arabian prince02 March 12, 2018

Serge the protector

1. Super hero based on yann blomquist who harnesses the power of electricity, and has cables, exrension chords, and power chords which make up his arm/ hand region.

Serge the protector's logo is made up of a surge protector and its cable surrounded by lightning bolts/electricity.

Serge has been often known to wear vests, plad shirts, and hiking boots during the day, and his coustume with arm bands, and saddle shoes while fighting crime.

FRANCE NEEDS A HERO!
what is this?
It is SERGE THE PROTECTOR!
haw, haw, haw, we are savved!

by the gentile gangsta' December 24, 2003

Serbian Salesman

Someone who bamboozles you into buying rubbish.

If you ever go to the market and the salesman tells you that his item is of "great quality," and then you leave thinking that you just had a good deal but 4 days later you realize that you purchased a worthless piece of shit, then you have been swindled by a Serbian salesman.

"Milos, you asshole Serbian Salesman, you told me this backpack would last me a lifetime and the next day my books fell through the bottom. Take a shower you asshole and NO, I will not have sex with your stinky wife in compensation."

by LaWhyno July 20, 2009

Serbian Sideshow

The act of stabbing/shanking somebody in the side, stretching out the wound and proceeding to have intercourse with the wound. Adding insult to injury

Rob was disrespectin me big time, so i gave him a Serbian Sideshow He'll never forget.

by Joey B.D. June 16, 2010

Sergio

A slang term for cocaine. The term was originated in Scottsdale, Arizona.

"Been off that Sergio all night!"

"Is Sergio coming through?"

"Sergio in the room!"

by Thottyboy42069 August 21, 2018

Sergio

Sergio is a sexy mf who gets all the bitches and is always getting laid by the badest bitches on planet earth he's not only a player but a humble, nice, sweet, RICH ASS MF

ughh i wish i was as rich as sergio

by SweetHands November 10, 2021