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Screw

1. In trouble
2. Sex
Oh my god, I'm out past curfew! I'm so screwed when I get home!

Me and my girlfriend screwed last week.
by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 3, 2020
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Rusty Screw

When a male defecates into a females vagina, then proceeds to make love to her with the faceas still inside of her.
Female 1: What happened to you last night?

Female 2:After giving Kris a rusty trombone he rusty screwed me. It was so messy!

Female 1: I love it when Nick does that to me.
by RustyWelshys October 6, 2012
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Rusty Screw

1. The act of intercourse while a woman is on her period.

2. Fuckin' while she's on her period.

This is an old Sailor's phrase. It comes from the rusty-red color of period blood. And the slang term "screw" commonly used to refer to intercourse. It should also be noted that human blood contains iron, and its red color is due to an oxidation (or rusting) reaction.
Me and my boo had a rusty screw on the kitchen floor. It got real rusty.
by drankinzailor January 5, 2019
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Pocket screws

A phrase for when something is so brain-dead simple you could do it blindfolded, upside down, and running on two brain cells.
Fucking that slut was pocket screws brochacho
by Fuckassdefinitions September 18, 2025
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You're Screwed Theme

Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.
Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.
by Godzilla2019 December 3, 2021
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Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.
Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
by BomberJacknut August 31, 2020
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