a sausage footprint is the effect a sausage has on the sausage-vage ratio. If a sausage comes accompanied by a vage the net footprint is 0. If a sausage comes accompanied by other sausages the sausage footprint can be much higher. It is considered polite to try and reduce your sausage footprint when attending a party.
Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0
Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.
Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0
Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.
by Skeetfarmer October 15, 2008
by A Gdjk February 05, 2008
A hand job.
by Mr. McSparklepants June 12, 2017
by Jester_knight November 23, 2016
Similar to "the peanut gallery", but a group, solely made up of men, who feel the need to pick at, comment on or gossip about something.
Particularly used during a military deployment about presents, goods, pictures, etc. that the women send forward which get "reviewed" by the other servicemen.
Particularly used during a military deployment about presents, goods, pictures, etc. that the women send forward which get "reviewed" by the other servicemen.
I don't think that life-sized picture of her in her wedding dress she sent will ever see the light of day. Could you imagine the comments from the sausage gallery?
by MadlyDeeplyTruly June 13, 2009
Boy oh Boy! Look at that sausage rocket go! He must have a tank full of sausages to be going that fast!
by t0nmontana December 22, 2009