A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.
by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020
Get the Carve someone a new Blowholemug. If someone is asking another person for feedback/advice and then goes ahead and ignores it or even does the opposite.
Person 1: What can I do better in our relationship?
Person 2: You could be more respectful to me!
Person 1: *continues to disrespect person 2*
Person 2: Dude, are you pulling a mediatonic on me again? (To pull a Mediatonic on someone)
Person 2: You could be more respectful to me!
Person 1: *continues to disrespect person 2*
Person 2: Dude, are you pulling a mediatonic on me again? (To pull a Mediatonic on someone)
by Flaming Ape October 19, 2021
Get the To pull a Mediatonic on someonemug. An action to lick my pickled ballsack while you ejaculate in my bush so I get a sticky bush while I sing earfquake. After that we can touch tips and watch gay midget child porn with my dog.(ill hring a butt plug)once I’m done raping my dog I’ll find 17 unsuspecting children and kidnap them. I will cut off each testicle one by one and eat them in front of the kids. I’ll cum on all of there faces and smile while the dingleberrys in my ass linger I’ll Diareah on the florr.
by Skibitidesawn November 24, 2024
Get the Pickling someone’s ballsmug. The act of going out of your normal way to make someone else happy, even if it harms you in some way.
similar to: "biting the bullet"
For example:
- You buy a bag of gummy bears, and a friend tells you their favourite ones are the red gummy bears, so you eat anything but the red gummy bears so you could give them to your friend, even if you also like them.
- Almost all the lines at the grocery store are really long, except one, and you decide to wait in the long line since you're not in a hurry and you don't have a lot of groceries. Which makes you have to wait longer, but might make it easier for someone else.
- You're in the middle of an exam, and notice a student struggling. The teacher gets pulled out of the classroom and you don't know how long they will be gone for, but you still decide to whisper the answers to the struggling student.
similar to: "biting the bullet"
For example:
- You buy a bag of gummy bears, and a friend tells you their favourite ones are the red gummy bears, so you eat anything but the red gummy bears so you could give them to your friend, even if you also like them.
- Almost all the lines at the grocery store are really long, except one, and you decide to wait in the long line since you're not in a hurry and you don't have a lot of groceries. Which makes you have to wait longer, but might make it easier for someone else.
- You're in the middle of an exam, and notice a student struggling. The teacher gets pulled out of the classroom and you don't know how long they will be gone for, but you still decide to whisper the answers to the struggling student.
"You gotta stop always leaving everyone the red gummy bears, you're harming yourself"
"You know, He should sometimes leave me the red gummy bears."
"Thanks for leaving me the red gummy bears!"
"It's nothing, just leaving someone the red gummy bears"
"You know, He should sometimes leave me the red gummy bears."
"Thanks for leaving me the red gummy bears!"
"It's nothing, just leaving someone the red gummy bears"
by Nilix July 13, 2022
Get the leaving someone the red gummy bearsmug. by taybae:) June 5, 2016
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by ZiberiaGetOutOfLifevisu April 8, 2025
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(The local corner hobo proceeds to drop his pants and piss on both of them through there open car window.)
"OMG! we just took the best with-someone-elsie!"
(The local corner hobo proceeds to drop his pants and piss on both of them through there open car window.)
by -ctcp May 2, 2014
Get the with-someone-elsiemug.