salterd

Salty and triggered.

Who Zach is so Salterd

by Young Savage👌🏼 April 6, 2017

salterd

Salty and Retarded in one.

Bro you're salterd

by Young Savage👌🏼 April 6, 2017

Shluterhagen

A game in which primal males throw weighted sticks at a target and whomever lands the stick farthest from the target wins, the trick is one still has to aim at the target. This game originated in 1942.

Nazi: Hitler let's play some shluterhagen Plex!

Hitler: I gotta turn off the gas first my dude, cant let the bill go through the roof again.

Nazi: Oh yeah, I have to work on my boner length throwing any ways.

Hitler: Yeah man how are you expecting to make it pro with that horrible form.

Nazi: Meh fuhrer plez luv meh senpai!?

by WileyN14 August 13, 2017

Slutebrity

One who sleeps with celebrities and gains status.

Kim Kardashian is such a slutebrity; that's how she made it.

by Chichester1000 August 4, 2017

Sautéed

A 7 on the high scale. Barely functional. You can't really talk, only laugh. No control of movement. Possibly tripping but it's still manageable. Best if you not leave the house at this stage.

Q: Yo how high are you bro?

A: I'm at a 7 man, straight sautéed.

by entboy420 August 18, 2017

salted but roll

When you salt an asshole and then lick it.

Last night we had a few salted but rolls at the frat house

by Rimshots October 31, 2017

Saluting the dawn

Another term for morning glory;
When a man wakes up in the morning with an erection he ‘salutes the dawn’ by standing to attention

Man1: How was your morning?
Man2: Good thanks but I woke up saluting the dawn so hard I had to wake up my partner to help me deal with it

by Eponine_T November 21, 2017