the biggest douche bag
usually associated with the mass use of marijuana
usually very un responsible while doing so.
brings weed to school.
and repeditivly says "no no no no no" in a pot head mannor.
Makes out with their best guy friend while not under the influence of ANY substance while in a commited relationship with a WOMAN and denies it.
then fucks trashy girls on park benches.
usually associated with the mass use of marijuana
usually very un responsible while doing so.
brings weed to school.
and repeditivly says "no no no no no" in a pot head mannor.
Makes out with their best guy friend while not under the influence of ANY substance while in a commited relationship with a WOMAN and denies it.
then fucks trashy girls on park benches.
by Queen Sethy May 24, 2008
Girl 1: Oh! Did you hear? I'm going out with ryan!
Heart Broken Girl: ...You will regret it. Trust me.
Heart Broken Girl: ...You will regret it. Trust me.
A guy who tries to get with everyone. A player. A guy who will lie to a girl to make them hook up with them or send pics. They think they are the shit when they aren't. A guy who will only date a girl for their body. A total ass. A guy that will make a girl cry and laugh, and a guy who lies when they said I love you
by RyAn1234 March 23, 2015
A really funny guy , who you never expect to make you laugh. Hes really lazy and makes other people get stuff for him. He saids his dick is big , but its a lie so don't believe him. Hes a pretty chilled out kid though. Don't mess with him he will hurt you.
by RyansFriend January 05, 2010
A nasty slut who works at local strip clubs, hoping to find a "babydaddy" for her three crack babies. Can often be spotted wearing leopard print, and 8-inch stilettos.
by junkinthetrunkwithabump September 27, 2009
a short, irritating person that makes bad joke that he himself laughs at. not in any way the life of the party. Often scares away any and all women near him.
by Rbady April 19, 2010
noun: A person in existence with a unibrow and no pinky toes. Ryans generally exhibit erratic behavior, including Mirror and Tourettes Syndromes, intense random muscle spasms, Narcolepsy, and shreiking. They tend to prefer fried spiders and government clean rooms, and usually dislike water and the color persimmon. Some Ryans have been known to frequently wet themselves at the sight of 1996 Toyota Corollas, flies, manboobs, and wicker chairs. Also, Ryans tend to be allergic to toothpaste and nostalgia. If confronted by a Ryan, the recommended procedure is flirting in an Egyptian accent and making empty promises while polka dancing and avoiding eye contact and feeding him seaweed.
by i'm friggin amazing February 03, 2010