why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Random Hero

A hero who fights anyone, anything, anytime, anyplace, anywhere and anyhow.
Like Mystery Science Theater 3000, A Random Hero has no control over when things start and end.

Usually battling a motley crew of baddies, Nothing is never normal.

Also, A Random Hero is the savior people dont count on being saved by.

Guy: You saved me...Who are you?
RH: Im Random Hero!
Guy:...I wanted Superman.

by JorReno November 17, 2010

random letter generator

an advanced form of foreplay often employed by Government economists

he woo'ed her with his random letter generator

by snowpanda June 17, 2009

Rando Commando

n.
one who often has random thoughts or ideas, and usually lacks most brain power

Guy 1: Hey Allen wouldn't it be cool if alligators could mate with humans?
Allen: No guy 1 you're a weird-ass rando commando.

John: You know what would be great for these tough-ass wall sits? An invisible stool.

by Cheekymcgee May 30, 2011

the random game

A game that you can play with your friends. you say random shit. game continues until the last person is left. that person wins

ayo lets hit up the random game joint.
Dat dude 1: I go first. the midget throws scrap metal at his enimies.

Dat dude 2: hahahah
Dat dude 1: i win you lose!

by hefty lefty May 27, 2009

randolph the white

smiles until his cock reaches the height of heaven, meanwhile jugging back the viagra, than makes his giant man penis a sorcerers staff and shoots giant balls of cum at god.

my cock is big so take this giant cum ball in the face religion. randolph the white is god.

by cody gross January 31, 2008

randomer

A nobody; someone who lacks personality and yet seems to be persistently present i.e. at social events loitering in the background.

Who's that randomer that keeps showing up uninvited?

by Mirriam July 8, 2006