noob pube

One measly little pubic hair, which is usually sprouted around puberty.

Person1: Dude, I totally just spawned my first noob pube!
Person2: Oh, ok.

by KC715 April 2, 2008

Ginger pubes

A fiery red forrest to warn off crabs from the impending vile smelling doom that awaits them.

Crab: What be dat den, over der.

Ginger pubes: cum closer and burn your eyes and nostrils.

Crab: Cripes, going a bit blind

Ginger pubes: Dats it, dats the way.

Crab: Its over man, smelly curtains.

by Kev McGirly May 12, 2011

Pubedruff

a condition where dead skin cells and such appear in flaky form like that of dandruff but in the pubic region.

Mikey had a not bathe in quite some time and in his lower region, there had appeared pubedruff from itching.

by Harle February 17, 2008

puberdize

The act of still being in the adolescent stage of life.

"Don't laugh at my voice crack! I can still puberdize if I want too!"

by trevinator77 October 5, 2009

Pube Toast

The act of dropping toast onto the floor, picking it back up and finding a big fat black pube on it.

Famously referred to in the funniest youtube videos made by Mr doodle burger, the maddest cunt alive

"want some toast"
"no dont make her eat Pube Toast"
"ewww thats disgusting"
"come on geny you've had worse things in your mouth"
"fuck of dad"

Pube Toast

by inlovewitdoodleburger November 28, 2010

cheese curl pubes

1. A red heads batch of curly red/orange pubic hair

2. Cheese Curls (yes the snackfood) for pubic hair

1. That ginger over there probably has a big tumbleweed of cheese curl pubes in his pants. He doesn't look like he grooms himself.

2. Wow Bruce, a fat gay guy would love to blow you. You have cheese curl pubes.

by sooleyman January 24, 2010

Pube

Sophomoric hanger-on who crowds around cool people like pubic hair around the genitals.

Quit acting like a pube and get a life.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006