Pots and shit refers to whenever something goes terribly wrong. It is referenced to whenever someone jumps out of a plane in a cartoon, but instead of a parachute, pots and shit come out of the bag.
Someone brings you their child to watch because they've got a date and you don't. That's a Pots and Shit moment.
by B Prime August 30, 2008
Get the Pots and Shitmug. A gay pejorative exclusive to people from Maine suggesting an imminent dominating sexual encounter that can't be escaped.
King Crab angles over to me and tries to butter me up with his beady eyes, but I knew what was coming.
"Here," he says, "put this bib on. You're gonna be my bisque tonight. I'm gonna fork you mercilessly."
I knew right then and there I was in a world of screaming hot water. Indeed, it was a veritable lobster pot with no place to hide, no place to scuttle. A cracker's world, with no bottom in sight.
"Here," he says, "put this bib on. You're gonna be my bisque tonight. I'm gonna fork you mercilessly."
I knew right then and there I was in a world of screaming hot water. Indeed, it was a veritable lobster pot with no place to hide, no place to scuttle. A cracker's world, with no bottom in sight.
by sprockethawk December 31, 2012
Get the lobster potmug. Person 1 - "Was there anytime you suspected her using you?"
Person 2 - "Nah man, i thought she was genuine."
Person 1 - "You got played, thats whats called the Honey Pot."
Person 2 - "Nah man, i thought she was genuine."
Person 1 - "You got played, thats whats called the Honey Pot."
by Y0shi June 28, 2008
Get the the honey potmug. Old industrial-grade office stereotype for a person who is prominent and projects a good image, but does not actually contribute anything to a company
He's done some good work and been with the company for 30 years, but the last few years he's been a Potted Palm.
by Visual Echo October 2, 2010
Get the Potted Palmmug. In poker, the act of betting so much that you have effectively put the majority of your chips in play, leaving you with very little left in reserve should you loose the hand.
After being dealt big slick Rob pot committed himself pre-flop and when nothing hit, he was left with a decision of going all-in or checking.
by GTI_Guy September 25, 2006
Get the pot committedmug. by A$billsinthehouse November 22, 2011
Get the Neti Potmug. Farting under an electric blanket and then pulling it over your significant others head, similar to the "Dutch Oven" but using an electric blanket.
Terri, my MILF, and I were cuddled up under my electric blanket when she let one rip and pulled a crock pot.
by TerritheMILF January 22, 2011
Get the Crock Potmug.