poon hammerer

the one who hammers(has rough sex with) the poon (vagina).

She calls me the Poon Hammerer cuz i makes her poonanny sore.

by El Guapo...savage January 13, 2007

poon juggler

Synonym for a player.

That poon juggler is gonna have his hoes turn on him when they find out about his juggling act.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

Poon Qui

To suck a man off, while fingering him anally at the same time.

Dude, that chick gives a sick Poon Qui.

I was Poon Qui'ed hard last night.

by rofl043 October 4, 2009

Lord Poon

Lord Poon Tang. Lord of the Punani Tribe. He tried to take over the Ringdom Of Gooch

"... And Lord Poon screamed - One day the Gooch and all its Ringdom will be mine"

by Snorf August 7, 2006

Poon Walk

Performing a moon-walk movement with the index and middle finger on a lucky girl's lady bits. Bonus points if done whilst listening to Michael Jackson.

I'm a real smooth criminal, I always give my girl a little poon walk before slipping in my quincy jones.

by fapple July 26, 2010

aero-poon

aero-pooneh-ro-poon much like the aeroguard spray that keeps mosquitos away... aero-poon is somebody of arabic or indian background who drives poon away from that specified area

"man look at all these fugli bitches, wheres that aero-poon elias when you need him"

by R3AL-X October 11, 2006

poon jockey

1.) One who aggressively rides / humps the poon.

2.) Term when used towards a female means she is a lesbian.

1.) John was a huge poon jockey at the gangbang.

2.) Word on the streets has it that Rita and Betty are poon jockeys.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005