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Bill The Pony 

The ultimate character in crack head lord of the rings monopoly, and every thing else.
Bill the pony just kicked frodo's little gay ass while he was on k-ball in the k-hole.

Here we see bill the pony breaking up the affair between aragorn and brego.
Bill The Pony by Dark Snow Films August 13, 2006
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Dog and Pony Show

A term used to describe a more useless than tits-on-a-bull project that your useless fuck of an employer has you working on. And when it blows up in their face, they are asking why you didn't work hard enough.
Henry had me working in his shop for customers who only come in for samples and nothing else. That numbnut is running a real dog and pony show.
Dog and Pony Show by straightpoolken September 18, 2004

Go on Shanks' Pony 

To walk, to travel by foot.

Coming from old lawnmowers, which were pulled by horses yet designed without somewhere for the driver to sit.
When the subway broke down, and there was no shuttle bus in sight, I opted to go home on Shanks' Pony.
Go on Shanks' Pony by epynephrin January 6, 2005

The My LIttle Pony

When a girl uses a strap-on with her man and then lets him braid her hair.
Julie: Hey, your braid is amazing!
Jenny: Yeah, I totally gave Todd the My Little Pony last night.
Julie: Omg, I am so jealous!
The My LIttle Pony by Yesica March 4, 2009

jizz pony 

a mild to moderately offensive term implying that the subject is a homosexual, whether they are or not. A more creative alternative to fag, queer, etc.
Person A: Want to go see Brokeback Mountain?
Person B: Ummm...no. You should probably just invite one of your friends from the Village People to watch it with you, jizz pony.
jizz pony by Brandon Dockery December 24, 2008

Squatting pony 

sex move in which man sits on couch chick faces him and steps up on couch and sits down on his cock then bounces up and down
I gave her the squatting Pony!
Squatting pony by JBut December 25, 2007