Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

Please go home

Get out of my house

Please go home

by Hitmantheman February 8, 2024

watch the tramcar please

some phrase that is always spat out of a speaker on a wildwood boardwalk tramcar. everyone hates it, but loves it

bob: yo dude how was wildwood?
joe: watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please

by quandledanle April 30, 2023

Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.

Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!

by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022