Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

Pantato

A pansexual so retarded its also considered a potato.

Man, Julia is such a pantato.

by Jacksoo April 14, 2016

penacova

Some place that has shitty internet connection.

Person 1-Man, this internet sucks!
Person 2-Well we must be in Penacova then!

by Putaquepariu123 September 9, 2017

Pantaconda

A man's large member....the pant snake

"Oh my God! His pantaconda is big enough to choke you!"

"I heard she died sucking on his pantaconda"

by Redbeard25 May 26, 2017

penaeus

How the Greeks spelled penis

Look at thine penaeus

by Thefitnessgrampacertest December 16, 2017

penacostal

1 god, apostolic, tongue talking,holy roller

I know your penacostal

by Jeffueppehuofgheruoig12 May 8, 2018

pectatasious

When someone is being a peckernut,pecker, and peckerhead all at once.

Bill is being so pectatasious today.

Brenda watch it Kate is in a pectatasious mood.

by II Tack II May 11, 2018