Socially Awkward Penguin

Currently one of the most popular variations of Advice Dog, Socially Awkward Penguin features a penguin on a blue background.

The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.

You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.

BE POLITE, HOLD THE DOOR

-socially awkward penguin-

THEY'RE SLIGHTLY TOO FAR AWAY

by thisisathens January 31, 2010

pittsburgh his penguin

When you suck someone’s dick and they really like it when someone chokes on their dick, because it makes them feel like they’ve got a big dick. So you like choke on the dick while sucking it, it’s like an ego booster.

“Sidney isn’t doing so good lately, I think I should pittsburgh his penguin.”

by shittyromcom April 28, 2018

Pacoima penguin pop

When you put an freezy pop in a girls ass and engage in vigorous anal sex causing her to make sound similar to that of a penguin.

Yo man I gave Monse a a pacoima penguin pop and she was squakin like happy feet

by Easterdave420 October 07, 2021

Pittsburgh Penguins

A bunch of little bitches that cheat to win. They are a bunch of crybabies that are shit at hockey.

Did you see that person from the Pittsburgh Penguins crying like a bitch.

by Oooooooo10 April 22, 2018

Squirty Penguin Poops

A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).

Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.

Mother: You've got what?

Kid: You know... SPP.

Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.

by DontCallMeMom December 04, 2013

green club penguin

a literal chad. everybody wants to fuck them. they typically work in the pizza plaza. a common nickname is a sex machine

i just fucked a green club penguin, it had such a juicy rooster

by ChiefTheChad April 28, 2021

club penguin member

12-year-old girl who stole Daddy's credit card to buy virtual clothes for her penguin avatar on the scam known as Club Penguin. If she's not a snob who spends her weekends verbally abusing non-members, she's a pedo. Avoid her at all costs. Hell, you should probably avoid Club Penguin in general at all costs.

First, my daughter made me buy her 35 Webkinz. Then all the kids at school decided that being a Club Penguin member was cooler than Webkinz so she took my credit card and went on there and bought a membership! I was so mad!

by Disvan September 26, 2010