paranoimal

adjective: of, characterized by, or suffering from delusions of paranormal phenomena beyond the scope of normal scientific understanding.

Alex J. has been having paranoimal thoughts about aliens using Bluetooth headphones to transmit thoughts into his dental fillings from the 4th dimension.

by alexwells5000 April 20, 2018

paranym

Term used to describe a description of an word that is shortened in an acronym-like pattern.

(i.e.: BRRRTHE- def. Breathe, inhale, exhale... etc.

-Commonly found on para-"wording"-like words or phrases, found on liscence plates of a cars. Or hashtags, excetera.)

Haha, the paranyms on people's cars are either so contradictory or are in cohesion with their personalities or characteristic demeanor.

by imawitchbitch November 30, 2017

paranailing

When two people are nailing while parasailing.

The two people went paranailing, instead of just parasailing.

by Pseu, Pseu, Pseudio September 3, 2018

paranoid reality

A reality that’s troubled, seams unreal yet is, seems paranoid in nature though isn’t in reality because of circumstances being strangely true.

Brent, you’re not paranoid, you have a paranoid reality!

by Hunt21 May 30, 2019

Parannoying

That one friend who is annoyingly afraid do do anything fun.

Adri is afraid to take long long drives because she got stalked for a year. She is SO parannoying to everyone around her

by Scarlett Adri July 8, 2019

paranoiaman

paranoiaman Is a jewish person who is a little racist and is usaly none serious and careless and frequently refrence porn

that due is a paranoiaman

by John Doe______________________ September 27, 2019

paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.

Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace

by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019