A penis that has undergone so much shrinkage from extremely cold water that it is very short, fairly hard and sticks straight forward. An attempt at a blowjob would very much resemble sucking on a pacifier
After Kyle got out of Lake Champlain it looked like he had a tiny boner, but it was actually a case of pacifier penis from the cold water.
After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it
After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it
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Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab…
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