the real mike

Conner Lopez

That kid Conner Lopez is the real mike.

by thepapacurry April 01, 2022

Is this real life?

Or is it fantasy? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality

Guy 1: Is this real life?
Guy 2: Or is this fantasy?

Guy 1: Caught in a landslide

Guy 2: No escape from reality
Guy 3: What the fuck is happening here?

by Flare! April 03, 2020

real definiton

something urban dictionary

me: hey let me search up car on urban dictionary hopefully it is a real definiton
urban dictionary: sex

by door man who eats doors July 28, 2022

A real definition

Something that does not exist on this website :-(

Johannah: I wonder why I failed the definition test, I got "homework" right!
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.

by Radchu24 February 24, 2021

A real definition

Something you will find here just not the one you wanted

I went on Urban Dictionary to find a real definition I dont know what I expected

by MartyMcfly48 November 30, 2020

keith (real)

the actual keith yes i am here

HEY LOOK ITS ME!!! keith (real) FROM DISCORD!!!

by geometry keith from fnf May 02, 2022

Real Fuck

A basic way of calling someone a Dickhead

Uber driver
- I invite you polite to exit my vechicle, your ride is canceled. Feel free to call yourself another ride.
Passenger
-Bruh... You're a REAL FUCK .. You know that ?!?

by Ghost9 April 19, 2020