Puzzle Head

Someone that looks normal at first glance and appears to be a fully functioning human being, but in fact suffers from a severe mental illness or retardation.
Insinuates that the inside of someones head is like an unsolved puzzle and does not function correctly.

-Shit! that guy is petting that ladies dog WAY TOO HARD! whats his deal?

-Puzzle head bro, doesn't even know its a dog"

by the throwdown August 17, 2010

smackey head

People that annoy, anger or frustrate you at school during playtime. This new phrase is highly adaptable and can be used in any irritating situation.

Joe is a Smackey Head for taking away my toy truck.

It’s Monday and Sarah is being a Smackey Head again.

That’s my Transformer you Smackey Head!

Come back here you Smackey Head!

by KIDSRFUNNY June 26, 2021

spade head

some one with a ginormous forehead, this person is typically named "ashton"

"ashton you're a spade head"

by bigdickgarry April 2, 2020

Polar Head

When someone puts ice cubes in their mouth and performs oral sex.

"Hey dude, I just got polar head from this girl."
"How was it?"
"I can't feel my dick."

by Corn On The Cobiner April 25, 2022

owl's head

To give a blowjob with big googly eyes.

Sheila gave the Congressman Owl's Head in the wine bar's bathroom, and he got off, looking down at her big, googly eyes.

by The Grimm Reaper January 25, 2014

midget head

A normal built person with a head that resembles that of a midget.

"Somethings off about her"
"She gotta midget head"

by maryssa May 3, 2015

Whiffle head

Airhead, stupid, dumb - like a whiffle ball someone whose head is full of air or whose head the air whiffles through

What a whiffle headed idiot.

by zerominusminus June 10, 2009