Docking Failure

When A Man Shits Into Another Persons Asshole And Tries To Insert His Penis And Is Unable To Do

Hey Buddy How’d It Go With Your Date
Not Well Dad, She Didn’t Really Like That Docking Failure Move You Taught Me

by macadeliusthemagical January 22, 2024

Parking the dock

When you motorboat a woman in her vagina

John "Hey how did it go last night?"
Bob "It was great! I was parking the dock and made her cum"

by Newbski May 27, 2021

Dock Duck

A female or male that hangs around on docks in Marinas. Says they're not a Whore, but will blow anybody for a ride on a fast boat, houseboat, fishing boat or a pontoon boat. Found wearing short shorts and bikini tops/tank tops, with dock shoes or barefoot. Play any kind of music, and watch the Dock Ducks waddle over squawking for a "ride".

That Dock Duck left on a speedboat and came back on a houseboat ! "Everytime!"

by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 14, 2021

Dock Duck

A female or male who works on the docks in Marinas and wears short shorts and tank tops. Is either barefoot or dock shoes, found around any nice boat jet boat houseboat pontoon boat or fishing boat. claiming they are not a whore, but will blow anybody who'll give them a ride around the lake. Could also be found on docked or anchored boats, getting railed in the captains quarters.

That Dock Duck left on a houseboat and is now coming back on a jet boat.

by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 14, 2021

squid on the dock

To pull out and ejaculate on a women's belly or back.

Wow, I had great sex last night . . . I flipped a "squid on the dock".

by sigbjornfjord March 20, 2019

sweep a dock

When you catch someone unsuspecting and side kick their foot causing it to hit the other one,resulting in an immediate and violent sideways fall

“I’m gonna sweep a dock under his ass”

by Monkeynut March 31, 2023

Dock Hoarder

A "Dock Hoarder" is a term for the game Rust, referring to people who own multiple tugboats, submarines, and regular rhibs and keep them at the fishing village.

Naked 1: Man, I've been trying to get a tugboat all day but the Dock Hoarders have them.
Naked 2: Man I fucking hate Dock Hoarders.

by TriggerJug July 11, 2023