Skip to main content

Dock Squeeker

A woman so big you can hear her walking on the dock before you can see her.
Did you hear that? It must be a dock squeeker comin.
by D.isfor.Donut August 26, 2021
mugGet the Dock Squeeker mug.

T-Docking

The act of triple docking, in which two circumcised penises penetrate the foreskin of the third larger uncut shlong.
Dorvid’s massive shlong engulfed Coby and Brent’s little wieners in a spontaneous late-night T-Docking session.
mugGet the T-Docking mug.

T-Docking

The act of triple docking, in which two circumcised penises penetrate the foreskin of the third larger uncut shlong.
Dorvid’s massive schlong engulfed Brent and Coby’s wieners in a late night T-Docking rendezvous.
mugGet the T-Docking mug.

Double docking

An uncircumcised man pulls back his foreskin then docks with another uncircumcised man. The first man layers his foreskin over the the second mans dock and the act is complete.
I caught Robin and Jarvis Double Docking each other yesterday.
by Swassle sause July 7, 2021
mugGet the Double docking mug.

Dock Block

A situation in the board game Puerto Rico, when during the Captain Phase of the game, a player opts to ship his goods in such a way as to prevent another player from having access to one of the three allotted ships.
John: "I could ship my tobacco on the ship already containing tobacco, but instead I choose to place my one corn on the large ship so that you can't get any points."

Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"
by LlordLlama October 16, 2012
mugGet the Dock Block mug.

meat dock

a meat dock is basically an attractive man with a rockin body. his body is a dock where meat (aka the muscle) is stored. the meat usually resides in the arms, abdominals, and calves.
"whoah, that guy over there is a total meat dock, go get his number"
by juice head gorilla November 14, 2012
mugGet the meat dock mug.

Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola
subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!
by tronn4 March 3, 2012
mugGet the Ghost Docking mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email