Klanie Grannie

Typically a Christian straight white woman who freely exercises her privilege acts like a judgmental Karen towards minorities.
That Klanie Grannie is always making complaints with the HOA against her black and gay neighbors.
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B-RAD the granny pounder

Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!
B-RAD the granny pounder are extremely horny and sexual. They get sexually aroused around grannys
by GRANNY MUFFER December 04, 2023
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Granny Grand slam

Take a Dab, take a shot of liquor, take a bong rip of weed, chug a beer, and exhale. All in one breathe makes the "granny grand slam". First performed by a youtube "grandma". Taking the "strikeout" to the next level.
My friends and I took some granny grand slams last night, we got peeled back!
by Walleyewacker11 September 26, 2018
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granny jojo

that grandma is granny jojo
by sani1717 May 17, 2023
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crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean
by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022
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granny hips

Rigid inflexible hips from not doing any athletic activities
You need to get your ass to the floor when you squat because right now with those granny hips your squats look like s***
by Gavi75 January 22, 2018
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Granny Grinder

A person who loves to grind on grannies
by granny grinder May 06, 2018
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