when master oogway saves monkeys life he asks why and answers Mhhh monkey
if you want to see for you self search Mhhh monkey in google
if you want to see for you self search Mhhh monkey in google
by Mhhh-monkey May 13, 2020

by Seeryulz May 16, 2020

A sexual maneuver in which the pitcher covers his penis in carefully molded C4 then approaches the catcher and drops his pants. When the catcher, unaware of the preparation, gets down to blow the pitcher, the pitcher detonates the C4.
"So what're your plans for tonight?"
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
by Karma Sutra June 11, 2018

A derogatory slur for people living or born in the country of Canada. Can also be anyone who exhibits Candian-like behaviors.
by DoctorNutBust December 11, 2017

When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.
by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017

A newly found vulgar slang of Texan origin; used as a high level insult.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldn’t be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldn’t be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.
Linda: Ugh, that George is too much! All he ever does is think about himself, I’d go so far as to call him a Trash Monkey!
Martha: Uhh Linda, he’s standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.
George: Bitch I’m gonna beat your ass up.
Fin.
Martha: Uhh Linda, he’s standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.
George: Bitch I’m gonna beat your ass up.
Fin.
by Lii’sBathSalts May 15, 2020

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022
