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monkey looking

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 9, 2022
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chat monkey

A person that logs into an online game for the sole purpose of chatting.
Man, I never see that guy doing any thing here but chat in trade. He is a real chat monkey!
by chiphead.net March 29, 2009
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chotch monkey

If Isabelle ever wanted Josh back she blew it by being a chotch monkey.
by Chotch Monkey July 7, 2016
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monkey dicking

When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.
Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".
by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017
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Trash Monkey

A newly found vulgar slang of Texan origin; used as a high level insult.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldn’t be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.
Linda: Ugh, that George is too much! All he ever does is think about himself, I’d go so far as to call him a Trash Monkey!

Martha: Uhh Linda, he’s standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.

George: Bitch I’m gonna beat your ass up.

Fin.
by Lii’sBathSalts May 15, 2020
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monkey jams

Late-era extremely boring pseudo-funk jams performed live by jamband Phish.
"Man, this band really went downhilll after Trey got strung out on smack and all they would do live was play 20-minute long monkey jams."
by E-Male December 23, 2008
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monkey monster

a heaping load of crap that expells suddenly when one is extremely startled.
the midget made mike myers make monkey monsters when he looked down to see such a tiny person.
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