ingersoll dave

An absolute pipe laying beast. Ingersoll Dave's are hairy and you'll love it.

My girlfriend wasn't in the mood so we browsed an Ingersoll Dave's Facebook. It's about to go down.

by BadenNurse June 23, 2021

Dave Sacra

A Dave Sacra type of person will criticize everything (even the Holy Bible) for him to win. They can be the casper of the group, the Sherlock if they want to, or the Cinderella, probably because of domestic abuse, LOL. They will pretend they are mysterious, quiet, and the wallflower-kind person but will often talk about how they hate humanity and their plans for human extinction. However, Dave Sacra type of person will accompany you in the rock bottom but they will tell you why you deserve to be on that state. They often have daddy issues and willing to pay for diapers for pleasure (joke, nevermind).

I would rather have a serial killer child than to have a Dave Sacra child.

by $ci-rim Albino January 13, 2022

The Dave hunter

When are disc jockey uses the wrong sound clip.

When a radio show is doing a bit and you mean to play cop sirens but you actually play disco music, you did The Dave Hunter

by Anonymous paul October 15, 2019

dave bender

Name definition made up by combing the definitions of "dave"&"Bender"

Guy1:there is a homosexual male on my block who always has a bender Guy2:lol,he's a dave bender. a homosexual crackhead

by Random_name_definitions16 June 20, 2009

dave montgomery

Dave Monty is not only sexy but smart as well he has sick biceps and super defined abs. His son must be in the Navy. He coaches cross country but who cares. His favorite athlete is definitely Caden Elijah and Miles. He always has a woman at his side. He also does 500 push-ups a day very sexily with perfect form. Coach is not only good but he is well. He always wears the cutest face mask. He is also know as the juiciest kisser. David Montgomery fails NNN every year at Brooklyn Vs ummm cringe. Loves Trump and Biden which makes him the most worthy presidential candidate. He also never poops because poop is icky. Whenever you see him you want to flirt with him.

Hey it’s November Dave Montgomery must be at Brooklyn V’s

by Not Elijah November 14, 2020

dave munday

Crazy mf who went over the niagra falls in a barrel

Dave Munday is a crazy mf.

by The Fattest Kid January 14, 2015

Sarky Dave

A conjunction of the newly formed word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow and dim-whitted idiots. As a child a Sarky Dave would undoubtedly been walked on a lesh.

Froslim- yo check the kid on dat lesh he weirdin me out

Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.

by pepeport December 15, 2011