Turbo Period (n.) An extraordinarily vagina phenomenon in which your uterus sheds abnormal amounts of blood and makes you want to die. Symptoms include cramps that make you feel like your uterus is trying to squeeze itself out of your vagina, reddish almost black blood with clumps of uterus lining, and extreme mood swings.
Mia: yo lily I'm my period is killing me
Lily: Well at least it's not a turbo period
Mia: lol yeah that shits the worst
Lily: Well at least it's not a turbo period
Mia: lol yeah that shits the worst
by ucancallmevanillathunder January 8, 2017
Get the turbo periodmug. by Leah Larson December 1, 2015
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Get the period 3mug. I was reading that bad white boards were unremarkable and then about 30 seconds later the jestation period expired.
by ilookmarvlus January 16, 2021
Get the Jestation Periodmug. The time during the man's bi-annual hormonal cycle when his levels of testosterone become extremely elevated. Symptoms include:
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)
Sorry I fixed your car while I was making all the money and explaining the stock market to your parents, I'm on my man period.
by The Second Reskatement of Awesome March 9, 2008
Get the man periodmug. by Plantsaregreat November 20, 2019
Get the Period Poohmug. The legendary computer animation class taught by Mr. E at Villa Park High School. Where no subject is taught per se, but much learining occurs. The tales are endless and could not be told in a lifetime.
by Matt February 26, 2004
Get the 5th Periodmug.