off the hard

anything that you find good

Oh shit, that new lexus is off the hard!

by chillagen June 10, 2005

Off my whistle

To BE very very very very drunk.

Mate, i was off my whistle last night like a tramp in a bus stop

by Ribbyrich November 7, 2007

off its chops

the best, awesome. Chops is head, off its chops is therefor off its head, Or is drunk or stoned.

Kid sees a hotted up car.

Kid: woah look at that car.

Friend: yeah its off its chops.

by JedWilk December 29, 2007

Off da Cross

off the hook; surprisingly good; above average; ebonical term common within fundamentalist Christian ghettos.

"yo that serman was Off da cross today-ol boy was preachin on dat pulpit!"

by Krumpoholic January 2, 2008

Off The Spot

Extremely delicious food. Beyond hitting the spot.

Those sweet potato fries were so delicious and yummy. The sweetness really comes out when they're deep fried . They were OFF THE SPOT!

by jrjm October 13, 2008

Off your dick

Crazy, extremely funny or eccentric. Someone showing extreme personality, quirkiness or slight retardation

Two friends are walking on the beach, they both walk past a monstrosity of a woman, her folds are beginning to rash and swelter in the heat, and her face is similar to a bull dog chewing on a wasp. One friend says to the other
"Bro, I haven't been laid in so long, I'd prob hit that"
The other friend turns to his counterpart, reels back slightly as he takes in what he has just heard says

"Farrrrrrk, your off your dick, that thing was like Jabba the Hut having a greasy pizza party in a sauna, Yuk"

by KroneTittle August 20, 2014

off to Hollywood

A sarcastic phrase that is given to those who take a lot of time to get ready to go somewhere. A dead giveaway of this type of person is the length of time spent in the washroom primping. Makeup for women and manscaping for men, usually is close to or more than an hour. Another dead giveaway is the amount of apparel they try on before choosing one to go with.

Amanda what are you doing? I told you I was going to the mall an hour ago and I'm still sitting here and you've been stuck in the washroom the whole time. Are you off to Hollywood or what? I should have never told her and just left.

primping procrastination

by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015