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Troll Anchor

a troll anchor is something that is inserted into a document to purposely attract attention to it. The writer may add a sentence or image to distract the reader into asking "WTF is this?".

After this occurs, the troll anchor was successful. You where trolling your audience to make sure they where indeed paying attention.
Them: I read the document you send me, but then I saw "bada big bada boom coat that stuff right up", what is that about?

Me: Oh, that is my troll anchor, making sure people are reading the document.
by sc0tty8 October 6, 2010
mugGet the Troll Anchormug.

Traffic Troll

Someone who does provocative things like texting, talking, checking facebook, etc. on their cell phones while driving, completely disregarding the safety of everyone else.
That traffic troll I saw at the red stop got into a car crash because he was focusing too much on his texting.
by Defenitions June 20, 2010
mugGet the Traffic Trollmug.

troll bidding

The act of bidding on a item either at a live auction or online to the point where you get someone leave someone with a high price to pay by opting out at a certain point.
I went on ebay to do some troll bidding because the other bidders piss me off by outbidding me all the time. I'll just leave them with a high price to pay.
by bipolarking August 19, 2014
mugGet the troll biddingmug.

Troll Voting

Voting for a candidate, not because you think they're the best, but because you know it would piss off the people who oppose that candidate if you do.
If you're gonna be troll voting for Donald Trump just because yo don't like SJWs, then you're not voting for the right reason.
by everythingannoysme July 30, 2016
mugGet the Troll Votingmug.

Tiny Trolls

A medical condition in which small, nefarious trolls inhabit the body and attack major organs using knives, daggers or other forms of cutlery. If left untreated, Tiny Trolls will multiply and progress to all major organs — ultimately ending in death to the host. Early warning signs for a case of Tiny Trolls include bloating, sedentary discomfort and finally, the sounds of faint, gleeful laughter from the abdomen as the trolls stab the host’s organs with delight. Major risk factors for contracting Tiny Trolls include poor diet and lifestyle choices — so far, there is no genetic link to the condition. The only known treatment for Tiny Trolls is for the host to announce out loud that they have Tiny Trolls and to curl up into the fetal position until symptoms cease.
“Roger isn’t coming to the company picnic today...he has a bad case of Tiny Trolls”

“Don’t eat Angela’s Christmas ham... although delicious, it gave me a horrible case of Tiny Trolls last year”

“Did you hear? Todd is dead. It was a bad case of Tiny Trolls... ”
by CRUMB Phillips February 19, 2021
mugGet the Tiny Trollsmug.

Troll fest

When an Internet comment thread turns into an immature battle royal of trolling.
Tommy was on a rage last night. He turned that Britney Spears music video into a total troll fest!
by Jaypeas August 8, 2016
mugGet the Troll festmug.

Derpy troll

A stupid, yet hilarious trick on someone
Bob derpy trolled me , it made everyone lol
by The magic monkey July 9, 2015
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