Scag nut

A piece of feces stuck to the hair near the rectum of a person or animal. Can also be referred to as “scaggies” or “scags”

Guy1: Look at the size of the scag nut on that sheep

Guy2: Yeah that’s a huge scaggy

by Trolken August 18, 2021

Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.

E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.

by HolySip September 29, 2019

sad nut

a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI

hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*

by bigtiny February 26, 2019

Nut Lagging

1. When one cannot "get it up" and has Erectial Disfunction
2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.

As Grandma explained how Grandpa was Nut Lagging, we all threw up all over her nig face.

by SomeFatNig October 15, 2010

Nut Must

The rank smell that come from your sweaty nuts

i gotta shower i have some real bad nut must

by p tasty November 9, 2010

nut cheese

the smelly sticky stuff thats in the creases of your legs where your balls rub all day.

Ted, that nut chees is respectable!!

by stewy-sapimpida-14 March 6, 2003

No Nut November

Worst month of the year for males, can't bust a fat one for the entire month,

In a short term : HELL

"Did you hear that Jimmy lost no nut november"
"ALREADY?"
"bet hes a virgin"

by Sad Vibxz November 4, 2019