by yiyyickygyickygjust wants a April 15, 2018
Get the brace matesmug. by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
Get the Everytime One Person Eats Smcaks Ceral , Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"mug. A form of sexual intercourse that is more meaningful, often resulting in efforts towards building a family/breeding purposes. The term was invented by Phoebe Fraser, a S/A Survivor who uses the term to differentiate between consensual meaningful sex and just normal, blatant casuals. Often a synonym for "making love"
"I heard you had sex with Cian last night-"
"Oh, you mean mate-mates? He means the world to me, so I wouldn't just label it a normal, dirty term-"
"Oh, you mean mate-mates? He means the world to me, so I wouldn't just label it a normal, dirty term-"
by smolsuko November 22, 2023
Get the Mate-matesmug. by Fapatrondeceptacon0325 December 21, 2017
Get the doozie matesmug. by kefnjnamwidnjwdnewuew September 25, 2020
Get the oi matemug. by itsnotmepls December 4, 2020
Get the Matesmug. The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.
Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
Get the manlet mating ritualmug.