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Dust the Donkey

When you are sitting next to your friend on small couch, and you believe they may have passed gas you may politely ask them if they dusted the donkey.
Friend 1: PFFFFT!!!
Friend 2: Hey man, did you dust the donkey?
Friend 1: Oh yeah sorry man I should have warned you.
by Lobstah_711 December 8, 2018
mugGet the Dust the Donkeymug.

dusting the ficus

to make out.

This is especially true if the male has a mustache or beard. Thus the female can figuratively "dust" his ficus.
Grady: Dude did you see Danny with his girlfriend?

Preston: Yeah man, she was totally dusting the ficus!
by g dizzle and p town March 1, 2011
mugGet the dusting the ficusmug.

bust a dust

to nut dust usually by a old person no cum
by noodleman69 May 3, 2017
mugGet the bust a dustmug.

Crop dusting

The act of farting and walking quickly around the room to spread the scent. Some people do this to deflect the blame of the fart, while others just want to share.
Who let off that stench? I think Calvin did it. Look at him circling the room. He's crop dusting it.
by imalith September 28, 2014
mugGet the Crop dustingmug.

dust cropping

The action of wafting the air behind ones butt after farting.

The term is taken from the movie "I Love You, Man."
"That guy just farted."
"How can you tell?"
"He's totally dust cropping. Look at him!"
by lueby popoff September 26, 2009
mugGet the dust croppingmug.

sucker dust

the scratchings left over from a losing scratch and win lottery ticket.
Awww damn! all i got was sucker dust. No 50 grand for me.
by Shigz06 June 7, 2007
mugGet the sucker dustmug.

Pork dust

The savory crumbles at the bottom of a bag of pork rinds.
I got dibs on the pork dust.
by Russell Moobs August 3, 2010
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