Halifax Muddy Snow

When a woman takes a poo and doesn’t wipe, then the male in heterosexual intercourse ejaculates in the anal cavity of the woman, proceeds to eat out the woman’s anal cavity, therefore being a mix of brown and white.

‘You tryna run a Halifax Muddy Snow tonight?’

by Knobcrawler6000 October 26, 2025

muddy starfish

A shitty butthole

Did you do anal with Alexa?

Yeah she's got a muddy starfish and I had poop on my cock

by NOTashitrider April 9, 2023

muddy ghost

A person who thinks their lyrical abilities are way stronger than they actually are , even to the point of paranoia towards already successful musicians /rappers .

Did u hear that insane compilation of bullshit that muddy ghost Called a song !

by LyricalGanster June 8, 2024

Muddy

Someone or something that you came from the mud with, new for a long time.

“Thats my muddy gang, we been locked in.”

by racksondouble September 1, 2025

Muddy Tug of War

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."

"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"

by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016

Muddy Franklin

When two or more people go down to their parents’ room in the middle of the night and slap their father’s rear, before running back to their room before their father wakes up. Whoever loses gets pooed on.

“Wanna play Muddy Franklin tonight.”

by OJ’sglove32 October 26, 2025

Muddy Clapper

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.

Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.

by Betty Blue Balls August 7, 2025