Monke Disease

Symptoms: monke

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok

by aminofficial February 13, 2021

shit monke

no

ur a shit monke

by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021

monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.

Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!

by Twiste 13 December 02, 2013

Ohian Monke

The Ohian is a species of monkey mainly found in Ohio. They can, but rarely, speak English. There is a sub-species called the Ohian Hooman, where a human turns into an Ohian at night.

broooo i definitely saw a Ohian Monke yesterday!
no way bro ur lying

by Darkbo i May 04, 2023

monke god

monke god means the god of monke. sometimes it is used for memes.

the monke god is the greatest

by jimmy dogfish January 11, 2022

Monk Land

A Minecraft realm created by me.
My friends play it.
We are monkey.
We pog gmear.

"I am weird"
"Oh, you must play Monk Land"
"Oh yes, agreed"

by maxeylol January 20, 2021

Monke time

Basically if you are monkey = time

Did you do "Monke time" yet

by Monke gamer June 16, 2022