Mental Ninja

A famale. She's a man eater. She will get into you mind and wreak havoc. She will leave you wondering WTF just happened. Avoid these woman at all costs they will eat you alive.

Example 1:

Boyfriend: Lies

Girlfriend: Know's he's Lying and plays along.

Boyfriend: Thinks he's in the clear.

Girlfriend: Give's him his morning coffee in a dirty coffee cup with laxatives in it!

Boyfriend: Just got hit by the mental ninja!

example 2:

Bob: Dude what's wrong?

John: (insert name) is fucking with my emotions, She's like a mental ninja.

by Snickelfritz33 February 2, 2010

thug mentality

Being in the mind of a thug....worrying about your gat and yo click and worrying bout dyin dat life is gangsta

t h u g we be thats thug mentality

Yo lets cut a nigga up?? yeah son you got that thug mentality.

by david187 November 12, 2007

mentally fat

not physically being fat, but knowing that you would be fat because all you do is gobble down food.

Tina was mentally fat after her third plate of nachos.

by SARIE777777 March 12, 2008

Buster Mentality

Someone who thinks like a buster.

Bryce totally flaked on us tonight by not meeting us out. He's got that buster mentality.

by Wodi October 29, 2010

mentally inept

The smart way of saying mentally retarded, defective, special, etc.

Garrison: Obama is a pretty good president!
Harrison: You're mentally inept

by Faggotboywithsmalldick September 6, 2016

mentalist

In backwater police department jargon:

(1) a soft file wherein the names, addresses and other vital information about people regarded as having emotional, cognitive and/or behavioral disorders are kept;

(2) a soft file containing the names of people who've pissed off police officers to such an extent they have been wrongfully branded as having emotional, cognitive and/or behavioral disorders in order to ensure they'll receive "extra special handling".

Chief Schultz: Do we like anyone for that vandalism at 1 Civic Center?

Deputy Chief Feist: -I don't know, let's consult with the
mentalist and see whom we can start leaning on.

by 100%PTSD/MTBI August 17, 2012

mentalist

A person who is mental and proud. The term is not meant in an offencive way and is often used by friends or relatives.

"OHMIGOD!!! THAT BUNNY LOOKS LIKE A RADISH DWARF!!"
"(sigh) You're such a mentalist!"

by lalalaura_xx January 19, 2009