Midgey

Touching one's genitals in a photograph, implying a wanking gesture.

His team photo was a cracker, he was doing a Midgey.

by Banned 101 Saint August 6, 2012

midgetphuck

The act of a female legs weak and noodly from sex she shrinks like a midget

I fucked her so good she became a midgetphuck

by Tony macaroni October 9, 2018

Midget

having a big ass forehead, having short legs and being 5'3 head ass

keivn is a midget head ass.

by _Fuck_Kevin_ October 18, 2019

mental midget

Brad Lidge

See MLB 2009 Regular Season
See MLB 2009 playoffs

I never should have bet the Phillies in my MLB parlay... Brad Lidge can't close games and gets so easily rattled when he puts runners on base. That guy is a mental midget. Fucking Brad Lidge....

by payday0023 November 4, 2009

midget molester

An older woman that goes out with younger guys

See! Your mom is a midget molester

by Suzie Quattro May 13, 2003

middy

If someone is called "middy" it means that they are strange in any way shape or form. The word "skippin" can be used interchangeably with "middy".

Look at that kid riding his scooter, he's middy/skippin.

by semi-emoshyback-of-the-classbandnerdkid July 23, 2004

midget

In real life, it is usually a very small person, used for entertainment, however, the word midget is also used as an insult, used at people who are smaller by about an inch, it's not fuckin nice at all, I'm not that tall and I'm called a midget at school, let me tell you, ANYONE calls me this one more time, I am gonna fuckin snap, I take my height very seriously, it's not my fuckin fault that I'm not some fuckin giant, some prick who I even consider a friend called me this, unless it's someone who can take a joke then don't fuckin say it to people, you think it's fuckin funny, it's not, why the fuck did I ave to get this height? Don't ask, it's fuckin stupid the shit like this

Fuck all you haters, anyone call me a midget RIGHT IN MY FUCKIN FACE I will fuckin SNAP, I'm pissed off because of my height, what the fuck is there problems? Dicklhead my so called fuckin friend knows how well I take jokes, so I might lose it with him

by Form of Despise July 24, 2008