Michael

Name of most gay kids

Jimmy: who's the most gayest kid in this office
Alice: that would be Michael jimmy

by Thatonedumbretard January 01, 2019

Michael

A lazy fuck. But everyone still loves him

God dammit Michael!

by Super penis June 23, 2018

Michael

The simpiest simp in all of SimpVille. The face of SimpNation, this man will steal your girl but never actually fuck her.

Adriano: “I bought a girl lunch today, she even hugged me!”
Armando: “You sound like a Michael right now”

by BigMancini February 20, 2020

Michael

A person who is really mean and iphas a crush on a girl named addy. He also like 10 different girls

Michael is always being such a Michael

by Steelcrow November 18, 2019

Michael

A stupid fucking sewer rat who can fit as many cocks in his ass as Joe Jack's mouth, which is forty

Michael is a nigger bitch whop

by TragicBronsonAKA ThMainMan January 24, 2018

Michael

short, but thick penis

You have Michael!!; means you have small dick

by ddakkuli89 October 31, 2017

Michael

A rude boy who makes you feel bad about yourself. His main goal in life is to make others cry. He uses black mail a lot. He thinks he's funny. He's rude and awful and makes girls run upstairs and cry in the bathroom.

Ya Michael made Jessica cry, did you here?

by Shjsoanebdidod May 22, 2017