Michael

a gay boy who usually does a lot of pushups with his backpack on

does Michael play tennis

why is Michael not wearing his shirt

by omg ideklol March 20, 2020

[Michael]

A Dutch Farmer boy;a guy who has really long blonde hair and wears a straw hat;a fagot who loves to take it up the ass

Dude did u just see that kid, he looks like a strait up michael.

by Ricky Verssen May 4, 2008

Michael

A typical whiteboy.
Someone who can steal your bitch in an instant. Someone who measures their dick in millimeters instead of inches to make himself feel big. Someone who has 3 balls instead of 2. Someone who suffers from extreme autism. Someone who thinks animals are actually living things. The type of nibba to email a whole Bee Movie script to his teacher in a chatroom and play club penguin on the school computer. If your name is Michael please kill yourself effective immediately. Go drink gasoline and then eat an ignited match you fuck. Go talk to your girlfriend on omegle faggot

My name is Michael, and I'm a fucking DUMBASS.

by Thepeepeepoopooman420 October 24, 2018

Michael

Very dirty minded and repetitive. The kid most people are scared to be around mostly because of his dirty mind and various mood swings. He has a bit of a charming side, but a very secretive charming side. His jokes will sometimes go over your head, but he means well!

Student A: Hey Michael, how was your day?
Michael: That's what she said!

by donkeysh*t December 7, 2017

Michael

Bitch-ass mother-fucker.

God, Michael is such a bitch-ass mother-fucker.

by Bunny3187 January 14, 2019

Michael

Bruno mars addict!

Michael this is the 12 time you’ve lisiten to that song today!

by Kitkatsnickers June 26, 2018

Michael

One who manages to be heavier than everyone else, despite them having a small/healthier diet than most. This term is frequently used in Southern California.

"He's a vegan."
"It doesn't look like it!"
"Well, thing is, he's a Michael."

"Oh!"

by MemeQueenTM July 17, 2018