Michael is a tall bean pole. He is skinnier than a toothpick. He tries to be cool but when he is on a bus things get good. His mom pays people to be his friend. He really has no friends. He likes guys and tries to cover it up. He does some very stupid things and denies it. He thinks he is very strong and he thinks he is not skinny but don’t listen to anything he says. If you ask someone their name and they say michael, just walk away, and that is it.
by Awaytincan6966 October 23, 2019
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Someone who can steal your bitch in an instant. Someone who measures their dick in millimeters instead of inches to make himself feel big. Someone who has 3 balls instead of 2. Someone who suffers from extreme autism. Someone who thinks animals are actually living things. The type of nibba to email a whole Bee Movie script to his teacher in a chatroom and play club penguin on the school computer. If your name is Michael please kill yourself effective immediately. Go drink gasoline and then eat an ignited match you fuck. Go talk to your girlfriend on omegle faggot
Someone who can steal your bitch in an instant. Someone who measures their dick in millimeters instead of inches to make himself feel big. Someone who has 3 balls instead of 2. Someone who suffers from extreme autism. Someone who thinks animals are actually living things. The type of nibba to email a whole Bee Movie script to his teacher in a chatroom and play club penguin on the school computer. If your name is Michael please kill yourself effective immediately. Go drink gasoline and then eat an ignited match you fuck. Go talk to your girlfriend on omegle faggot
by Thepeepeepoopooman420 October 24, 2018
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