meteor

when a girls boobs out wieght, mass, and out size your own head, without being overweight. aka- huge tits

"dang look at those meteors, there huge. That could take down the planet"

by 4th Coming April 10, 2008

Metrocard

An African-American in a position of power in a tech company. A high-tech token.

That Prestone J. Davis be one bad-ass Metrocard. He became division president through melanic manipulation and being below 7.5 IRE units (super black}

by Jean Shepehrd K2ORS February 11, 2009

meteor list

The mental list of people you'd consider dating if your much-loved significant other was quickly and painlessly hit by a meteor.... after an appropriate amount of time for grieving, of course.

"I would never cheat on my husband, but man, that guy is hot! He's totally on my meteor list."

by Shehitsback December 31, 2008

metroemo

Someone that looks emo but isn't. Similar to metrosexual

Guy 1: DUDE U ARE SO EMO!
Guy 2: I DONT HATE LIFE!
Guy 1:Well u look like u do... u metroemo...

by DammitJamesx December 9, 2008

Metro-Geek

Someone that is both Metrosexual and a Geek.

He is so hot and into computers. He is a metro-geek

by AtomMcCree July 21, 2009

metrocrate

A government (or other)official,usually of lower intelligence, most often found in little cubicle boxes.

The metrocrate took two hours to find all the forms I needed.

by lulubelle Lee September 7, 2009

metro-curmudgeon

a stylish person with a strong opinion who is not afraid to voice that opinion with rapier like wit and slashing speed.

Dr. Gregory House is a metro-curmudgeon.

by ohsobeau August 5, 2010