Max Payne

Someone who can dodge bullets because they never use the toilet.

He is such a max payne

by alpha November 9, 2003

max payne

A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.

Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!

by ben February 25, 2005

max mayfield

The best character in the Netflix series Stranger Things. Played by the incomparable Sadie Sink She plays video games, rides a skateboard, has red hair, and is totally adorable. If you don't like her, you deserve to be raped by a Demagorgon.

Mad Max Mayfield can beat your score at Dig Dug, and can probably beat your ass too!!

by KrispyDymond December 15, 2017

Max George

Max George, from the most flawless band on the planet: The Wanted, is purely just too perfect for words. He is known for his 'Dad jokes' and the fact that is looks alone can make your ovaries go 'BOOM!', then you hear his voice, and you go to heaven.

Max George is so perfect, I'm glad he came.

by TWAREFLAWLESS October 14, 2012

the legend of max

A very difficult DDR song, running at 333 bpm for most of the song. A
level 10 on heavy.

I lose about 10 seconds into the legend of max

by 5'1"Racer February 12, 2005

Ridiculosity to the Max

an extreme level of ridiculousness, measured on a scale of 1-5. Hitting the highest point of ridiculosity.

It was Ridiculosity to the Max when Loo and Shu danced to Party Monster for the hundredth time

by Waxmbat April 20, 2009

Max Brundell

A gym bro with with huge gains gifted to him by the powers of gold standard, its rumored he can bench 140kg after consuming a tub of pre workout. This breather is found blasting siren in his SAAB 9000, stealing your girl at unipol and tacking into the nearest bin on his 8th long white of the night.

Female 1: "Did you hear that sick DnB mix at leith Liqour last night?"
Female 2: "Yeah, must have been Max Brundell in his SAAB 9000"

by MoaSky June 2, 2020