Jamie Madden

The act of kissing ass and being jealous

Hey man, I just jamie maddened over at my homies crib they got pretty butthurt

by Zack Parrrr April 25, 2009

mandela effect

Pot head's excuse to say something actually happened.

Historian: "You are eating a jar of Jif"
Pothead: "No, this is Jiffy"
Historian: "Ohhh, Mandela effect."

by Ron Jeremy's autistic cousin June 20, 2016

Mandango

An online male dating service.

I met a gay cowboy on mandango.

Sometimes you have to use the mandango to do the mattressdango.

by Robert S May 13, 2006

Madden Mobile

A game run by 10 year olds from Instagram scamming each other coins and credit cards.

10 year old Bob: Hey John! Buy my player for 1 million coins on Madden Mobile and I'll give you an iTunes card!
9 year old John: Omg that's so awesome! You're so nice! I bought it!
10 year old Bob: Sike bitch. **blocks John on Instagram**

by Captain James Hook May 10, 2016

maddening

Life can be maddening when things don't go the way you want them to!

Why does the situation have to be like this, how come things sometimes dont go the way you want them to. maddening predicaments.

by private name, last def, WoRd December 3, 2009

Mandelynn

A girl who you always want to be around, shes a crazy part girl who likes to get KRUNK. Usually the center of attention and people are usually pulled in by her amazing personality, she has a very outspoken attitude and short tempered. Shes an amazing friend that will stick around unless you do her wrong.

Guy: Im gonna try to get at her

Girl: Good luck, shes the best you can find and wont just get with anyone. Mandelynn is amazing

by ElectroDrone April 28, 2011

Madden

a term used to define a Pedophile.

Peter “Did you hear about old man Tom?”
Samuel “Yeah I did, he is a right Madden, he knocks about with young’ns”

by Chicken Nommer July 20, 2018