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magnetational

adj., having the properties of magnetism and gravity. Often used by idiot creationists who have no clue what they're talking about.
For more about magnetational, see "Piercing the Wash"
by MrBlasphemy July 30, 2006
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Orbiter magnet

A female who attracts a lot of beta orbiters. This is due to her friendly, sweet and talkative nature, which desperate men will mistake for a sign of her being attracted to them. This leads to a situation where a big group of clueless guys stick around in her orbit, unaware of the fact that she acts the same way towards all of them, and isn't actually interested in any of them.
She was so sweet and we had a great convo, I thought she might like me. Then I noticed that she's like that with everyone, she's just an orbiter magnet.
by OW_player March 26, 2024
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Pi Magnet

When the symbol π drawn on a piece of paper is cut up and glued onto a piece of magnetic sheet to make a DIY fridge magnet—an inexpensive fun family math activity to introduce the most popular constant in mathematics to precocious kids.
What are the chances that if some kidpreneurs decided to tailor-make some pi magnets to sell to their classmates, they could earn enough money to afford a Mother’s Day present?
by MathPlus October 8, 2021
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Fanny Magnet

That striker from Watford, absolute Fanny Magnet.
by GlennShaggerMurray January 23, 2021
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Magnet

To have magnetism or to be connected to with a girl

To love her personality
"Omg I think I'm magnet with jennika!?"
Magnetic
Magic
Together
by Picklestix June 18, 2016
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knuckle magnet

One who's face is so punch able that their very existence drives people crazy
"Mom, I got punched today." "Well, stop being such a knuckle magnet."
by Thekilz348 September 11, 2016
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my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass
I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up
by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022
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