minecraft

a game about getting fucked hard in the ass by big bony aimbotters

friend 1: lets play minecraft
*pew pew pew*
friend 2: haha get fucked loser

by chuld molester July 19, 2024

minecraft

a sandbox game that was made in 2009

Minecraft/Block game

by lewis024 September 10, 2023

Minecraft

Minecraft is a fun game online game

I play Minecraft today while eating lunch

by mor73 September 27, 2023

Minecraft

Interchangeable way for saying Mein Kampf

I hate Minecraft

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

Minecraft

Its a popular game made Mojang in 2009 then microsoft bought minecraft at 2014

Bro me and my brother had so much time playing minecraft!

by Sanskar420 November 22, 2023

minecraft

-word used to describe a feeling of being "blocky"
-lust
-not being sexy
-symptoms include:
vomitating
gyatting your face off
skibidi'ng the shit out of the bird sitting outside your window in atlanta
becoming hitler

i am feeling very minecraft.(blocky)
i have a feeling of minecraft. (lust)
i am minecraft.(not being sexy)
i feel minecraft-y (vomitating)

by anonymous November 22, 2023

minecraft

Minecraft is a game where you mine and craft, you start in the overworld when you build a nether portal and light it you go to hell, kill a blaze and get their blaze rods, craft those blaze rods into blaze powder, kill a few enderman, combine their eyes with your blaze powers then you get this really cool eye and you gotta throw it but pray to good it doesn't break because that shit breaks like a toothpick, when you get to a stronghold find a portal, place the eyes inside it, go to the end, kill a dragon and you win. writing this made me realise how messed up minecraft is sometimes.

"wow jim, i beat the end. i guess this really was a minecraft"

by reallyunfunnyguy December 7, 2023