minecraft 

Minecraft is a game where you mine and craft, you start in the overworld when you build a nether portal and light it you go to hell, kill a blaze and get their blaze rods, craft those blaze rods into blaze powder, kill a few enderman, combine their eyes with your blaze powers then you get this really cool eye and you gotta throw it but pray to good it doesn't break because that shit breaks like a toothpick, when you get to a stronghold find a portal, place the eyes inside it, go to the end, kill a dragon and you win. writing this made me realise how messed up minecraft is sometimes.

"wow jim, i beat the end. i guess this really was a minecraft"

minecraft by reallyunfunnyguy December 7, 2023

Minecraft 

Interchangeable way for saying Mein Kampf

I hate Minecraft

Minecraft by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

Minecraft 

A very cool game, made originally by Markus Persson, and now owned by Microsoft. Minecraft wasn't it's original name, it was named by Markus, Cave Game, then he renamed it into Minecraft. Minecraft is a super cool game where you can build anything you desire, play in creative mode to literally become GOD, play in adventure to experience a map that you or your friends built, play in spectator to annoying your friends, or play in survival and experience what Minecraft truly is!

Person 1: You play Minecraft?
Person 2: Yeah I do.
Person 1: Your so cool.

Minecraft by BlockyMan February 25, 2024

Minecraft 

3D Terraria

"person 1: dude did you see the new Minecraft update?"
"person 2: dude Minecraft is ass. its just 3D Terraria

Minecraft by jimmyfavfan March 11, 2024

Minecraft 

The silly block game.

Person 1:"Minecraft."
Person 2:"Oh the silly block game?"

Minecraft by Spikystring Snuffle April 13, 2024

minecraft 

the most successful program written in java

minecraft is the most successful program written in java

minecraft by anonymous May 25, 2024

Minecraft 

Minecraft is a 2011 sandbox game developed by Mojang Studios and originally released in 2009. The game was created by Markus "Notch" Persson in the Java programming language. Following several early private testing versions, it was first made public in May 2009 before being fully released on November 18, 2011, with Notch stepping down and Jens "Jeb" Bergensten taking over development. Minecraft has become the best-selling video game in history, with over 300 million copies sold and nearly 140 million monthly active players as of 2023. Over the years following its release, it has been ported to several platforms, including smartphones and various consoles.

"I play minecraft all day." - random kid
"okay?" - their parents

Minecraft by anidiot399494 July 4, 2024