Miller lie

Lying about something stupid and random for absolutely no reason other than to be a fucking troll

Miller: did you hear that Ken Carson dropped a new song with the rock?
John: wait fr?
Miller: nah I’m just playing
John: now that’s a miller lie

by Oberationz April 23, 2025

Ball Don't Lie

An expression, often used in basketball, to describe a situation where a perceived bad call or unfair decision is followed by a positive outcome for the team or player who felt wronged.

Player: *Misses a free throw for after a foul was called but no contact was made*
Opposing Team Player: "Ball don't Lie!"

by victorgardin May 17, 2025

Let sleeping dogs lie

avoid interfering in a situation that is currently causing no problems but might do so as a result of such interference.

"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie and not bring up old arguments that could cause unnecessary tension in the group."

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers

"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."

by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025

Me when i lie

A phrase used to backhandedly/sarcastically call someone out on their bullshit.

Random: “I was feelin’ all up on Megan last night brah…”

You: “That’s funny. Me when I lie.”

by kurpluthy June 10, 2025

.9.Only One Borough <Brooklyn> 《Brooklyn》 Has The Pale Faced Lie As A Book.9.

.9.Only One Borough <Brooklyn> 《Brooklyn》 Has The Pale Faced Lie As A Book.9.

.9.Only One Borough <Brooklyn> 《Brooklyn》 Has The Pale Faced Lie As A Book.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 27, 2025

Paid to lie

Oh no I know Jackie.

Hym "And not just paid to lie but paid to hint at what is actually the case, 'tell me what Iwant to hear,' read from of a script of things I've said previously, and blatantly insult and what you idiots are top stupid to understand is that he is passing off to you a joke about the inefficacy of affirmation therapy and the literal weaponization of schizophrenia as a legitimate legal or mental health tool."

by Hym Iam October 30, 2025